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It was one of the hottest days of
the summer when The Sun burnt us.

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We hadn't realised

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but that reporter had been following
us for a while.

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Snapping pictures,
watching our every move.

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They named and shamed us, all of us.

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They might as well have printed
a target

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and stuck it right on our backs.

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And through all of this,

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that was the first time
I felt true fear.

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The first time I really knew in
my bones.

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We are completely fucked.

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♪ You're out of touch, I'm out of time

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♪ But I'm out of my head when you're
not around

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♪ You're out of touch, I'm out of
time (time)

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♪ But I'm out of my head when you're
not around

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...♪

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Hiya, you all right? Nice to see ya.

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Quite random, of all, of all places,
middle of nowhere.

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You're not gonna kill me, are ya?

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KNOCKING ON WINDOW

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MAN SPEAKS SPANISH Jesus.

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Si, por favore.

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I don't think we can over estimate
how bad this is, Natasha.

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Oh, that, yeah, honestly,
no-one reads The Sun back home,

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we've actually got a phrase for it,

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tomorrow's fish and chip paper,
do you know that one? Mm.

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They don't say it in Germany?
The Mayor has been in contact.

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The Mayor? And how is he?
Is he... is he well?

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The deal for the waterpark is off.

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What? No.

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Well, he made arrangements

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with you when you were anonymous
but this attention,

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it doesn't work for him.

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Fuck... Fuck. Um, there,
there must be a way we can,

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you know, sweeten the deal.

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He could seize the restaurant,
the hotel...

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...it could cost up to a million.

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We don't have a million.
Are you sure, Natasha?

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Well, we weren't gonna monetise that.

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You need to fix this,
I vouched for you.

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Tschuss. Oh.

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Gasolina, give me the peseta.

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Fucking liberty.

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Ola, David, infamous big Mick Neville,

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but you know that, don't ya? Ha.

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Thanks for meeting me as such
short notice.

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Yeah, of course, er, I wasn't sure
how you'd take the piece.

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Well, I loved it,

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couple of little fibs in there mind,
a few pork pies.

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No. Nothing we can't hash out with
a little chat.

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You got your Dictaphone?

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Er, oh, of course,
yeah, like a exclusive?

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Straight from the handsome horse's
mouth. Come on.

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Oh. A bit of music, you like music
there, Davey mate?

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Mick loves his pop. David loves his
pop too.

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Right, so you know what's,
what's going on here mate,

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it ain't a jolly mate,
you're being kidnapped.

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It didn't feel like a kidnapping
earlier, we were having a laugh.

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That's half the thing with
a kidnapping mate,

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lull someone into a perfect sense of
security and joy and then boom.

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Do we have to, mate? Can you make
like a suitcase, mate,

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get yourself in the boot. Boot?

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You can't do a kidnapping riding up
front, mate,

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it's off putting, come on, Dave,
mate, get in the boot,

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that's what happens in
the kidnapping.

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You there, get in the boot, mate.

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Come on mate, play fair here.

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Very David Nelson that, mate.

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I wanna have a laugh an all mate,

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but this is a kidnapping mate,

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I don't need you making it more
awkward than it has to be.

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The kidnapping has officially
started now.

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There's some peanuts there mate,
all right? If you get hungry. Oh, Mick.

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No, no, I don't, I don't know
anything, I don't know anything.

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No, no, shh, shh, shh,
it's fine babe,

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there's no need to cry.

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We've got this, it's really not that
bad, OK?

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Oh, it's so sweet of you

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to say that Alby
but of course it fucking is.

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Yeah, you're right,
sorry I was lying,

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it's really bad,
we're completely fucked.

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The Mayor's gonna take all

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the property unless we bribe him
a million in cash.

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Jesus crumble.

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Where are we gonna get
a million in cash?

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I wasn't gonna tell you this till we
ironed this out but. Tell me what?

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You know when I said that I went on
holiday golfing to Portugal,

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I was actually, er, in the jungle,
er, making arrangements

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with the cartel. The cartel?

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The Columbian cartel
because basically I was, er,

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I was... I was trading some
of our gold for cocaine.

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Yeah, I know but one kilo of cocaine
is actually worth 50 grand in,

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in the street value so it's worth
more than the gold

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and it's all been handled,

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in great hands, by this guy called
Pablo so... Pablo?

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Er, Pablo Escobar,

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a really great drug dealer
so that's... is that OK?

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Are you... are you OK? I love you.

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Oh, god. I'm sorry.

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Albert. Yep.

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Of all the things you have ever done
in your fucking life... Yep?

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This is one of the sexiest.
What? Ever.

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Sexiest? I thought you were gonna...

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...beat me up. No.

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Oh, my god, Albert. Let's fuck.

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Er, oh, OK, wow, yeah, definitely.

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Before we do, er, I've got one more
thing to tell you.

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Yeah? Yeah. There's more?

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So do you remember that
Pablo Escobar geezer

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I was telling you about. Yeah?

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For some weird reason he wanted me
to have sex

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with this, er, Columbian prostitute,

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we ended up going to
the back room together

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and one thing led to another

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and, er, I ended up paying her
to say that we've had sex

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but we didn't have sex so
and nothing happened, so that is.

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Right.

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You... you do believe me, don't ya?

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Of course I believe you.
Sounds exactly like you.

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Oh, brilliant,
OK well where were we then?

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Sort of, er, ruined the moment
for me.

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Well, I can... I can bring the moment back,

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I'm surrounded by ten really strong
cartel members,

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some of them had machine guns as well
which was pretty bad

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and I could've died for you,
you like that?

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The moment's gone, Al. OK. Oh.

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Right, cassette tape recording,
11:00 hours,

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just doing the washing up as
I normally do,

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nothing illegal to report

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and, er, well I hope you get what
you want mate.

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I hope you're happy.

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KNOCKING AT DOOR
Oh, a knock at the door,

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it's probably, probably the postman. Ola.

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I'm gonna fucking kill someone.

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Oh, it's obviously just a thing that
people say for a joke.

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Have you seen the paper?
Er, now's not a good time, boys.

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I'm barely fucking mentioned in it,
they don't even use my real name,

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they refer to me as
a holidaymaker, what do I look like,

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Judith fucking' Chalmers?

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I'm Pablo Escobar's number two
that's what I am.

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Again, it could be an expression.

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About to do the biggest cocaine deal
of our lives.

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Wa-ha. What, what are you doing here
though?

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The press are all over us so it's
the best place to hide. Mm.

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We're expecting a call from Pablo.

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I don't know anything about any
of that.

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Oh, that's a good point actually,

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we should update him because it's
your gold too. It's not.

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What? It is. No, I mean it's not
gonna work is what I'm trying to say.

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The phone, not in here.

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What? Why... why wouldn't it work?

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Because of the ceiling,

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you're better off in
an expansive space away from here,

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away from me,
well away from here is what I mean.

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Sidney,
you've wasted enough of my time,

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come on, Albert, let's go somewhere
else. Yeah, better off somewhere else.

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Sorry about that, boys.

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Oh, god. Oh, great bunch of guys,

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just, er, messing about

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and saying random stuff that means
absolutely nothing at all.

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I hope you're doing some thinking in
there, mate.

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What? I said you have some thinking
to do, mate.

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Mick, I can't hear you if you bang
and talk at the same time.

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What? If you bang and talk at
the same time I can't hear

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what you're saying. Well, what I was
saying, mate,

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is you've got some
thinking to do, right.

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You stop following us mate,

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you stop taking photos,
you stop writing about us,

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if I see you around, I'll kill you,
you got that mate? You got it mate?

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Yeah, I've got pictures,
I've got pictures,

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loads of 'em, but there's other
pictures, incriminating ones,

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ones the press would love
to get their hands on.

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If you take, Mick, if you take me
back there now,

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I'll hand them all over to
you, yeah?

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All of them, I promise I'll never
take another one.

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Right, OK. So, that's a deal then.

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Yeah, yeah. Good lad. All right.

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Let's go back to your apartment then.

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Is it over now? What?
The kidnapping, is it all done?

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Yeah, I mean probably 20 minutes,
half hour,

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this is my first kidnapping, if it's
any longer my apologies.

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All right, appreciate that Mick.
Wait, wait, Mick. What?

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Can I just... can I just get a bit of
water?

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No, no water, mate, but I've got some
more of those peanuts what you like.

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Oh, man, my mouth's still dry from
the last ones. Mick.

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KNOCKING ON DOOR
Oh, for god's sake.

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Boys, I can't have people just
coming in

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and, you all right Ron?

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Do you want, do you want me,
do you want to come in?

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Come in, come in if you want.

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Yeah, bloody press.

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How's things?

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Yeah, good, yeah great
actually, yeah,

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the bar's doing really well,
we've got some new crisps,

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Salt 'n' Shake they're called,
you get these plain crisps

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but then inside the pack is
a little sachet of salt

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and you can add as, as,

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as little or as much salt as you
want to the crisps for flavour.

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What's that?

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What? That fucking wire sticking
out of your pocket.

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That's, oh, that's just a bit
of old gardening wire,

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I like to carry round
a length of wire with me just

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so that I, in case I wanna do some
gardening or.

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I hate doing this.

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I'm not even fucking dressed
for it, I'm getting too old

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for this game, I tell ya.

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Er, for what game?

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Cutting your tongue out and sticking
it up your fucking arsehole.

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Sorry about that,
turns out it is possible,

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I've been wanting to do that, ah,

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you do have to tuck your legs on
the way down

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because you will bump yourself on
the bottom.

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You've gotta watch your leg
positioning. Don't make me chase
you, son.

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Oh, god. Argh.

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Hey, you little fucker.

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Get here, you fucking grass. Come
here, I just wanna talk to ya.

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Come here, you big lanky prick.

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Fuck it.

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Hiya. Shit, are we going out?
You look like we're going out.

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Sorry, did I...did I get the day
wrong?

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No, probably not, I dunno,
I just feel like I'm,

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I'm having a mental breakdown.
Come in.

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You all right?

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Oh, my god,
I'm so sorry about all the mess.

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It's immaculate, babe.

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Theresa? You've been dusting that
piano for hours,

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honestly can you do the kitchen? It
looks awful.

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Si, si.

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That's Theresa, she's an angel,
I love her honestly,

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she's more than a cleaner,
she's a nanny,

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she's a gardener, some nights I
think she's my only friend

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but now I've got you. Oh, my god,
I'm such a mess today.

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Did you see the paper this morning?
I did, yeah.

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Oh, the whole thing's been such
a nightmare, do you need a drink?

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Yeah. I'll get us some drinks.

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That is a lovely little
lampshade that.

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Oh, thanks, yeah, it's antique.

238
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So here, here we go,
cheers. There you go.

239
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Oh, cheers babe.

240
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So, you're in the gold robbery
business then?

241
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,680
Oh, I wouldn't say that. Oh, go on,
you can tell me.

242
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,640
I've got my own little stories,
you know?

243
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,400
Oh, yeah? I've got my own skeletons
in the closet, I mean we all do.

244
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Go on. Oh, no. You see my skeletons,
they ain't front page news.

245
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,200
Well, yeah.

246
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,840
So, what happened?
Were you there or what?

247
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,840
No, I weren't actually there.
Who was there?

248
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,480
Other people. So, it's actually all
true?

249
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If I tell ya I'm gonna have
to tell you everything,

250
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go back right to the beginning.

251
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,400
Well, I've got all day.

252
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Huh, here we go.

253
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I had this idea. And I went to the boys... BANGING

254
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One second, I'll be right back.

255
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,280
Ah, bollocks.

256
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,360
What happened to you?

257
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,960
I need to come in Nat-Nat,
it's not safe for me out here.

258
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,920
What? Fuck, it's that Sidney.

259
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,000
What are you talking about?
I am completely fucked.

260
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,680
What's happened? Well, it, the
thing is...

261
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,160
Ava? Where's she gone?

262
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,720
Where's who gone? That's so weird,
Ava. What are you talking about?

263
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,480
Where are you going? My friend Ava
was just here.

264
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,240
What are you talking about, Ava?
Ava?

265
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,280
You're not listening to me Nat-Nat,
Ronnie Gatlin's trying

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to kill me. Are you listening to me?
That's so weird.

267
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,800
Stop pottering around.
I'm beside myself here.

268
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,720
Sorry, Sidney, well what's going on?

269
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Saunders came in, said he's gonna
tell every crim on the coast

270
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that I'm a grass, made me wear a
wire, then Ronnie turns up,

271
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he knows about it somehow,
so he tries to stab me,

272
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says he's gonna cut off my tongue
and shove it up my arsehole.

273
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,440
Up your arsehole? It's a graphic image.

274
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,040
I really think he's gonna kill me
Nat-Nat,

275
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I think he's gonna kill me.

276
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I can't get a new identity

277
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because he's the one who got me this
one in the first place.

278
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,520
That is quite bad. Oh, it's bad,
isn't it? I knew it was bad. Argh.

279
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,160
Argh. No mate,
I'm sorry I didn't mean that.

280
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,120
You're right though. He's gonna kill
me Nat-Nat.

281
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:22,120
Breathe. In and out, breathe.
Sidney, come here, come on, listen
to me, listen to me now.

282
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:26,200
I'm gonna get you
out of this somehow.

283
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,240
Dave, mate. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

284
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,000
I can't breathe in here,
I can't breathe in here.

285
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Give us your keys.

286
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,080
This is why you keep your keys
and your valuables in a pocket mate,

287
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not in an handbag, that's why women
are always losing shit. Please, please.

288
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Oh, yeah.

289
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Beautiful.

290
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It's too hot. Why are you wearing a
suit?

291
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,680
Because I'm in business mode,
I like to dress for

292
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the occasion when I'm talking
to Pablo Escobar.

293
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,400
All right, well, let's just find
some shade please.

294
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,520
Well, no we can't,

295
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because there'll be something above
us and it'll block the phone.

296
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PHONE RINGS
Oh, hold on.

297
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,840
Pabs, it's the captain.

298
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,320
So, er, how's the weather where
you are?

299
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,960
It's fucking roasting here mate.

300
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,960
I will outline the plan. OK.

301
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,400
He's gonna outline the plan.
OK, OK.

302
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,200
You will pack the gold into
suitcases in the dead of night,

303
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,520
you will load the suitcases onto
a van.

304
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,960
Suitcases, dead of night,
van, nice touch. OK.

305
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,880
We could use the Golden Palms
Tourist Bus.

306
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,960
Not the tourist bus,
not the... that's our hotel's.

307
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,280
OK, Albert says apparently we can't
use the tourist bus.

308
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,840
Don't fucking... don't say I said it.

309
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:25,800
You will drive to the port where Mr
Gatlin will have a boat waiting.

310
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,440
Boats, love boats. What boat? What
boat?

311
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,200
Instead of the bus?
I haven't got a boat.

312
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,000
You will meet the Colombians at
the sea to make the trade.

313
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,480
In the middle of the sea to make
the trade, cool, yeah.

314
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,920
Not at sea, not at sea. One minute.

315
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,360
I'll fax a map and the co-ordinates.

316
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,160
OK, adios Pablo. Wait, let me speak.

317
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,680
Good to talk. Let me speak to him.
Te amo to the family, all right?

318
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,280
Idiotas.

319
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,080
I made us a couple of bo-ca-dillos.

320
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,520
Dave?

321
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,520
David?

322
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,160
Oh, Jesus Christ, it stinks.

323
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,440
I think he's definitely dead,
right, Albert?

324
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,880
Yeah, I'd say so.

325
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:20,240
Look at his sad little eyes,
all vulnerable yet adorable,

326
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,240
like a little rabbit cub.

327
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,680
Right, let's get him buried so we
can get back for dinner.

328
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,280
Fucking hell Albert, that's some
gangster shit, sort of shit I'd say.

329
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,280
Goodbye, old friend.

330
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,000
Evening.

331
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,560
So, where's your brother?
I'm not his keeper.

332
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,480
Then I come in peace.

333
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,440
So, you've invited me for a wee
after hours drink, have ya?

334
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,520
Well, it's not all pleasure,

335
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,400
I've got some business
to discuss with you.

336
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,640
You're looking to trade?

337
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,640
Get your wee baby a new daddy?

338
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:17,240
It is about its old daddy now you
mention him. Drink?

339
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,720
Well, what's the wee fanny been up
to now?

340
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:24,960
Well, he's been doing a deal
with some of the gold.

341
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,320
And I know you know about it.

342
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,880
It's not down to me to divulge.

343
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,520
You have a very confusing
moral compass.

344
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,400
Mhm. But I like it.

345
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,640
Now see there is something I
need to tell you Natasha,

346
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,400
that yous have got
a mole in your midst

347
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,040
and it's that brother of yours.

348
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,320
He's wearing a wire,
I saw it myself.

349
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:56,280
Well, it doesn't surprise me.

350
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,880
Then you know what I'll have
to do then.

351
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,240
Rules of the game.

352
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,880
Got ya. Yes. That's poison,
you just drank poison,

353
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,120
you're fucking dead mate.
Why is he not dying, Nat-Nat?

354
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,680
Sidney, you dumb fuck,
it doesn't kick in straight away.

355
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,560
What? Why didn't we discuss
this before?

356
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,800
We should've discussed this
before, definitely.

357
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,960
It takes a while to get in the
bloodstream. Oh, Jesus.

358
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,600
You fucking rat, come here.

359
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,680
Fuck.

360
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:45,040
Tash... Tash, get him off me,
this is freaking me out.

361
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,960
I really can't believe I just
did that.

362
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,280
How'd it go with that journalist?

363
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:15,640
Oh, yeah, that's, er, it's all
sorted now, how was your night
anyway?

364
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:23,000
Oh, yeah just went to Sid's,
had a few, good to catch up.

365
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,080
Yeah, it's always good to catch up.

366
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,600
The funny thing is,

367
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,200
the more lies we told each other
seemed like

368
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,280
the closer we became,

369
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,520
bound in bad luck,
destined to fall apart.

370
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,280
But the curse had truly taken hold.

371
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Help! Help!

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